public service announcement
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(Source: uneedamanicure, via mistaxiii)
public service announcement
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(Source: uneedamanicure, via mistaxiii)
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All I can think about is the movie “Idiocracy.”
(via oceanmaster)
oh my fucking god it’s too late to deal with this shit
WATCH THIS
i seriously thought i hallucinated this last night but nope it’s real and you really need to watch it
Jesus fucking christ it really is way too late to deal with this.
well
that sure was a thing to wake up to
Guys, calm your tits.
This is a spoof commercial in that movie “Jack and Jill”.
Although it only lessens the horror that he would agree to star in that movie in the first place.
I’m sorry I guess I wasn’t aware that our tits were in need of calming but thanks anyway???
Also sorry for not watching the cinematic abortion that was Jack and Jill.
One of the positives of reading the video tags before jumping to conclusions.
Sorry if I can off bitchy. Just wanted everyone to chill. Tumblr users have a bad habit of not looking up where the sources of where new info comes from before saying their feels.
I’m enjoying something from Jack and Jill.
I think it’s safe to say that I don’t know what my feels are even doing
So…….. Jack and Jill is basically a giant turd sprinkles with beautiful non sequitur gold. Viewed as a whole and it’s shit but picking out just the good bits and it’s comedy goldmine?
Seeing as I now work for said franchise….
I now have a theme song.
Hey I remember seeing these when I was little because my mom was a school nurse and I would read them~…
Oh.
(Source: pleatedjeans)

OH gosh, I can’t get enough of real onion soup… I’m gonna have to try this out when the boyfriend leaves town…
Just because he can’t eat onion… or stand the smell. >.>;;
PTP
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haha fuck
JOB U
(via billie-joe)
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BG… That there is my first, middle, and last name… Wow
D-town rep
but man to these pictures give me vertigo.
Now this is truly fascinating… And scary.
Real basic primordial fear…
So what brings a person to fear something. Past experiences. Unexpected results. Accidents.
Where do nightmares come from…
One if my greatest fear is still deep water. Like looking over Hoover dam into the deep green water. Or the Blue Hole somewhere in New Mexico. With its deep trench, and unknown depths.
So what scares you?
One limiting thing about SAI is the number of brushes, as well as the difficulty in making them. Well, screw that! I was doing some digging, and I found some cool resources that everyone who uses this great program might be interested in. There’s others…